thecultofcraze:

amoureuux:

oh

That’s okay, I didn’t need my heart.

(Source: blueberrytouches)

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

(Source: kepnerrrd)

tags:
#mermaid

goddamn-batgirl:

prismplague:

arctoidea:

there are too many pictures of mermaids in sexy poses and not enough of them drowning and eating men. whats up with that

image

THANKS FRIEND

staxilicious:

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

image

reblogging because the last graphic comment is FLAWLESS

(Source: fumi-kanno)

tags:
#carmilla

#and we’re here to ruin your life

(Source: raudenfields)

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

tags:
#me

jesusiswhatthisworldneeds:

deadlyincantations:

darnni:

I really want to read my book but I also want to watch 87 hours of Netflix and travel the world and and kiss someone I like and sleep for most of the day… And also I have a lot of homework

this is literally my life

SO ACCURATE.

(Source: spoopydarnni)

yeahbitchiwannago:

Ellis Grey in Only Mama Knows

glitter-gut:

stabmeintheneck:

this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall

your teacher’s aim sucks

(Source: stabmeintheneck)